The 1960s had the Beatles hit, Yesterday. The 1970s had Bread's If. The 1980s had the Police's Every Breath You Take. The 1990s had U2's One.

Following in this tradition of great songs about unrequited love is my newest smash hit, I Love You. I'm certain it will become a prom standard for years to come. This is one of those make-out songs. When I create the steamy video, the MTV censors are going to have fits, fathers will complain, and girls will go wild.

All the instruments and vocals were performed by me, Stu Pitt. You can hear the yearning from the depths of my soul in my vocals. I also provide a nice beat to dance to. I envision many people with pained expressions, dancing the night away.

Keep an eye out for my upcoming CD, Songs. I know, the title is simplistic, but there's an element of genius in there, too. I'm probably going to use some of the self-portrait photos that I posted on Flickr for the cover. I am a sort of Renaissance Man: I dabble in photography, painting, and poetry. I get lots of compliments from other Flickr participants for my lighting and composition techniques, as well as my use of shadows.

If Justin Timberlake is bringing sexy back, then I'm bringing both sexy and charming back. Indeed, Timberlake's sexy weapon is a powerful and formidable one, but my advantage over Timberlake is he has only one weapon. I have two weapons: Sexy and charming.

Plus, I don't need to use vulgar language to prove what a bad-ass I am, like Timberlake. I was born a dangerous bad ass, but I am also educated. As soon as I get the money, I'll buy a Harley and other cool things like that.

I have an interesting face to look at. I'm just being honest: people like to look at my face, especially when I have an unshaven, dramatic, ponderous look on my face.

I am also experimenting with a new look. Since facial piercing is at an all time high and everyone has done just about everything possible to their face, I decided to work on my eyebrows. Wax 'em a little so I look like an intelligent but eccentric wit meister artist.

First, the eyes are the window to the soul. If this is so, then the eyebrows are the curtains to the soul. So why not put a nice drapery or set of curtains around them?

Many people come to me and say, "Hey. You have an interesting face. We need more artistic photos of your face on Flickr." Since there is no shortage of interest in my face (on my part as well as many, many others), I will happily oblige this request.

Notice, by the way, how I took this self-portrait in front of a window with no curtains. Talk about your artistic set up.

Anyways, I'll be updating the songs section frequently as soon as I finish recording my smash hits.