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I also own a pet turtle that I named Genghis Kahn. I'm not sure exactly how to pronounce the name-- is it "Chingiz" or "Genghis?" But that's what I named him.

I think he may be a mentally disturbed turtle. I sometimes get the feeling he's after me. It's weird, I know.

After I purchased Genghis, I thought, "Wouldn't it be neat to reenact the famous fable, The Tortoise and the Hare?" So I bought a rabbit and named him Abbott, after the great comedian. I tried to race them, but they didn't want to do it. They seem to get along.

I put lots of pictures of them on Flickr. I get many compliments for my lighting techniques.

My name is Stuart, not “Stu.” But if you want to be a comedian, call me “Stu Pitt.” Ha ha ha. Like I never heard that one before.

I’m a musician--a powerhouse singer/songwriter who plays a mean guitar. I can also play drums and bass, too. I have many facets.

For now, I work at a grocery store. But that’ll all change once I land a record deal.

So working in a grocery store is not as glamorous as being a rock star. But it does have its advantages. Like I get discounts for my canned yams and soy sauce.

Men want to be me, women want to be with me. I don’t have a girlfriend right now because, well, I don’t have a lot of cash.

I know I’ll have my day. I write songs from the heart. These songs affect people. Once you hear my music, your life will change.

I think the main reason why a record company hasn’t signed me is because record companies usually sign shallow people, like Justin Timberlake. I’m not shallow. I have depth.