I never thought I'd do this... spot cartoons for the ultimate geek comic book covering the debate over Star Trek captains Kirk or Picard.

Now, it's true that when I was like five years old, I wanted to be Captain Kirk. But then again, I also wanted to be Batman, a cop, a cowboy, a spaceman, and a mighty ape-fighter on Planet of the Apes.

But people like to argue, so let them argue over Kirk or Picard.

Hey-- it was a paying gig and I was still in college. Okay? I'm NOT a Trekkie.

I did some other stuff for the now-defunct Personality Comics. But this is enough. The cartoons here are amateurish, but hey, we all start somewhere.